Dude 1: "He wanted to go to college and become a doctor. Instead he stayed in his home town and got a meth addiction."
Dude 2: "Musta been from Puyallup."
Dude 2: "Musta been from Puyallup."
by jakedillryla May 25, 2011
A person (usually male) dressing, acting or talking in a way to draw an access amount of attention to themselves usually deriving from a lack of attention as a child, a bit of ego-mania and causing surrounding onlookers to hate their fucking guts.
It's the adult equivalent of saying, "Hey mom, look at me. Look at me! LOOK AT ME! Watch what I can do!"
The peacock can take many forms. This can be a Jersey shore asshole or a hipster fuck. Multiple polos with the collars up or massive ears plugs and tattoos on the neck. The result is the same.
It's the adult equivalent of saying, "Hey mom, look at me. Look at me! LOOK AT ME! Watch what I can do!"
The peacock can take many forms. This can be a Jersey shore asshole or a hipster fuck. Multiple polos with the collars up or massive ears plugs and tattoos on the neck. The result is the same.
Dude 1: Why is that guy wearing a top hat in the bar?
Dude 2: Because he's a peacock motherfucker
During a conversation at a party:
Guy 1 to guy 2: Fuck, man. Last night work was a nightmare. Right when I was about to get off work my boss came in and said...
Peacock with his shirt off: (walks through conversation) Hey guys, you see anything you like??
Guy 1: No. So anyways, my boss says...
Peacock: (rubs nipples) Are you sure you don't see anything you like?!?!
Guy 1: Shut the fuck up, you peacock-motherfucker before I punch you in the dick
Dude 2: Because he's a peacock motherfucker
During a conversation at a party:
Guy 1 to guy 2: Fuck, man. Last night work was a nightmare. Right when I was about to get off work my boss came in and said...
Peacock with his shirt off: (walks through conversation) Hey guys, you see anything you like??
Guy 1: No. So anyways, my boss says...
Peacock: (rubs nipples) Are you sure you don't see anything you like?!?!
Guy 1: Shut the fuck up, you peacock-motherfucker before I punch you in the dick
by jakedillryla December 20, 2011