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penzema
Penzema is a ghost who hunts the penalty area due to him only being able to score pens and tap ins.He hunts the penalty area due to his trauma from trying to score outside the box
penzema by Pessi X Penaldo April 2, 2023
e peenz
e peenz by TehCastratorzA.K.A.C.M.F.lulz December 23, 2008
penzzy7
penzzy7 by dilfloverr February 26, 2021
Penzance
penz0r
penz0r by adam gregory October 4, 2004
Penzance
A town in Cornwall that remains a thriving centre of Opiate importation, retail and consumption. Also noted for its imaginary pirates and dog shit encrusted pavements. Avoid.
Penzance by Alan Spangler June 24, 2014
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trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Ajumma
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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