penz0r
penz0r by adam gregory October 4, 2004
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pen0r
A slang term for the Penis
This term is used when one is attempting "1337 Sp33k", or trying to bypass a swear-word filter in a game/chatroom.
This is the word of choice for 30 year old everquest-playing pedophiles.
This term is used when one is attempting "1337 Sp33k", or trying to bypass a swear-word filter in a game/chatroom.
This is the word of choice for 30 year old everquest-playing pedophiles.
*** Typical Use of the Word ***
<SxCGuRL91> OK.. U WANT TO COME OVER AND PLAY SPIN THE BOTTEL?
<PARTYBOY74> YES!!! Will you touch my pen0r?
<SxCGuRL92> WOTS THAT???!!
<PARTYBOY74> Does it matter?
<SxCGuRL92> K..... ILL TUCH IT IF U COME!!
<PARTYBOY74> K'thx. I'll come if you touch it. XD
<SxCGuRL92>??????????????? K
<SxCGuRL91> OK.. U WANT TO COME OVER AND PLAY SPIN THE BOTTEL?
<PARTYBOY74> YES!!! Will you touch my pen0r?
<SxCGuRL92> WOTS THAT???!!
<PARTYBOY74> Does it matter?
<SxCGuRL92> K..... ILL TUCH IT IF U COME!!
<PARTYBOY74> K'thx. I'll come if you touch it. XD
<SxCGuRL92>??????????????? K
Related Words
penz0r • pen0r • pwnz0r • pwnz0rer • p3nz0r • pen0r cannon • pen0rphobia • pen0r sauce • pen0r sword • pen0rz
Pen0r
Empsha: My pen0r sense is tingling. Somewhere in the wide world a fat girl just lost their virginity!
Pen0r by Empsha Duskryn October 15, 2008
i r t3h pwnz0r
A retarded, nooby way of saying "I am the best" by inserting unnecessary characters and raping the the Proper English language. Most likely found in chatrooms where roleplaying is concerned, though forums, portals, and even actual written documents are starting to become victims of leet-chat.
n00bl3t: i r t3h pwnz0r!!!11111!!!!!1.....!!!!!111111
Elite: Shut the fucking hell up, fucker! You are melting my damn eyeballs by typing it one hundred times!
Elite: Shut the fucking hell up, fucker! You are melting my damn eyeballs by typing it one hundred times!
i r t3h pwnz0r by BeerChuggin'German June 21, 2010
I R TEH PWnZ0R
1. A person who has "pwned" someone or something in a online game
2. A type of dinosaur (that I will name when I discover a new species of dino!)
2. A type of dinosaur (that I will name when I discover a new species of dino!)
1. victim-OMFG HAX HE R KILLD MAH LEVEL 1000!!!
pwnz0r- NOEZ HAX I R TEH PWNZ0R
2. teacher- And in this picture we have the pwnz0r now can anyone tell me how many bones it has?
pwnz0r- NOEZ HAX I R TEH PWNZ0R
2. teacher- And in this picture we have the pwnz0r now can anyone tell me how many bones it has?
I R TEH PWnZ0R by Undeadgophers February 20, 2010
pwnz0rized
pwnz0rized by Insanity Gundam Zero February 11, 2005
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