Definitions by mrpain

miskonfuffle 

The most terrible situation you could find yourself in. Derived from the words misconception, kerfuffle and confusion.

When mum caught me ripping a bong I was in a right miskonfuffle!

miskonfuffle by mrpain December 15, 2008

paralympics 

A series of somewhat pointless events or games carried out by a group of mates after a big night out drinking.

Me and the boys got real smashed last night and held our own paralympics in the carpark. I won the 50m car hurdles.

paralympics by mrpain November 4, 2008

Slupper 

A woman who is a slut and a slapper.

Man I'm so sick of Anna, she' such a slupper!

Slupper by mrpain November 1, 2008

Sexpert 

One who specialises in the art of sex

Guy 1: "Man why doesn't my girlfriend want to do it?"
Guy 2: "Don't ask me, I'm no Sexpert"

Sexpert by mrpain October 21, 2008

True 

A word that can be used in most contexts, when used to reply to a statement or question, that usually means the person using it is not actually listening.

1. Person 1: <tells a 20 minute story that is majorly uninteresting>
Person 2: "True"

True by mrpain October 17, 2008

doing a solid

Most commonly used in reference to doing one a favour. Otherwise used to refer to a massive turd that David takes in your toilet and films on his phone.

1. Hey man you wanna do me a solid
2. David I'm sick of you doing a solid in my upstairs toilet!

doing a solid by mrpain August 20, 2008

Props 

Termonology widely used by the skateboarding community. Means "Proper Respect"
One may perform seemingly dangerous or pointless tasks in order to gain ones Props or recieve it for doing something of great significance

1. Hey man reckon I should drink this gallon of monkey jizz "just for Props"
2. Mad Props for making that blader fall on his face

Props by mrpain August 19, 2008