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paralympics 

A series of somewhat pointless events or games carried out by a group of mates after a big night out drinking.
Me and the boys got real smashed last night and held our own paralympics in the carpark. I won the 50m car hurdles.
paralympics by mrpain November 4, 2008

Paralympic Biscuit 

A broken biscuit. One who is special and not the same as every other biscuit in the packet.
I can't dunk this paralympic biscuit, it's just not happening.

Paralympic potential

"when someone has the speification, ambition or required qualites to apply for the paralympics"
jingles: waahhh, look at that kid over there,
Holly: ii, he can hop faster than i can run!
jingles: if only he had one leg, he would have some serious paralympic potential.

Pazlympics 

Where one goes after winning pazletics to compete in an all time grand competition
"All the pazletics champs can come on thru n test their skills in the pazlympics"
Pazlympics by Spatch101 June 9, 2021

Maralympics 

A alternative (but different) version of the Olympics. It only has one mascot and it’s Ethan (IMC)
“Have you won several Maralympic medals during the Milano-Cortina 2026 Maralympics?”
Maralympics by XsavierLOL February 17, 2025