Brother: "Hey there!"
Sister: "Hello!"
Brother: *scans a couple barcodes*
Brother: "Do you have Pamazon?"
Sister: "I'm sorry?"
Brother: "Pamazon? Pamazon Rime?"
Sister: "I'm sorry, I can't understand you."
Brother: "Like the thing that Jeff made?"
Sister: "Jeff?"

Brother: "Yes. Actually...are you Jeff?"
Sister: "Pardon??????"
Brother: *shows picture of Jeff Bezos* "Is this you?"
Sister: *extreme confusion*
Brother: "You know the thing you scan to get discounts?"
Sister: "Ohhhhhhhh, you meant Amazon Prime! I'm sorry I didn't understand the first time, I just couldn't hear you."
Brother: "No problem, thank you." 😏

Pamazon Rime by Lead Bud 123 June 5, 2021

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Palaziol'd

To be lied to or stolen from when you least expect it.

Jerry: Hey have you seen my wallet?
Kramer: No man, but George was here earlier maybe he took it?
Jerry: Noooo. George is my mate. He wouldnt do that.
(George walks in)
George: Hey guys!
Jerry: Is that my wallet in your pocket!?
Kramer: Duuuuude, you just got Palaziol'd
(Jerry and Kramer bash the fuck out of George)

Palaziol'd by black.heart.rebel October 22, 2009

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Pure Pazaak

Something that's difficult for most people, but easy when you know how.

A cat burgalar after opening a locked door: "Pure Pazaak."

Pure Pazaak by thelaziestninja August 18, 2006

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pazamnik

A soldier in the Israel Defense Forces who has accumulated a fair amount of pazam (time in service) and is no longer considered a tza'ir (newbie).

Dude 1: "So, how long have you been in?"
Dude 2: "About a year and a half."
Dude 1: "Pssshhh... Pazamnik!"

pazamnik by Pazamnik0509 May 13, 2010

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Paaz

A sexual deviant who likes to give little girls "pink socks".

Man, our gym teacher is such a Paaz.

Paaz by Taterbates May 28, 2010

briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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