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Payano

The secret bloodline of Jesus Christ…do not mistake they’re hearts of gold for weakness as
they will make you suffer for all eternity because people be peasants and awkwardly weird and that shit can’t come round here.
Are those the Payano’s the mightiest of them all.
by It’s Written Now Existing November 22, 2021
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Pavel Payano

A minority or minorities in politics pretending to be democrats but are actually self-absorbed egomaniacs. They only care about themselves and want to be the center of attention. They never get their hands dirty and love to hear themselves talk. They have superiority complexes and think they’re out-smarting everyone they encounter. They usually prey on the weak and fish their votes from naive socio economic groups by giving them false hope, usually like the Churches from poor communities. They really don't advocate progressive ideologies because they’re bound by the votes of churches and the least educated therefore sometimes without them even knowing they’re doing the dirty work for real conservatives which they really don't care as long as they’re taking pictures for social media. They take the space of real liberals who are fighting for change and thus far becoming parasites and toxic to whatever community that have under their sneaky trap. They should be exposed at all costs. They’re worse than MAGA’s!
Damn you voted for that dude? He's "Pavel Payano" he's no freedom fighter, that's a used-carsalesman!

Yeah I went to that political rally the other night and the minute I got in there all these Pavel Payanos wanted to take selfies with me so I wrote a check and left as fast as I can!
by Robert_Frost November 16, 2022
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Payno

Forgot what thy taught you in scouts Payno, were doing it the tommo way
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scantron paranoia

the feeling one experiences when taking a test on a scantron and getting the same answer multiple times in a row; applies to students
I got five B's in a row on my scantron, one of them HAD to have been wrong. I hate scantron paranoia.
by iCoinedThat1199 December 28, 2009
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Boner Paranoia

When you have a boner and everything looks fuckable (extremely horny)
Bro, I have boner paranoia. I'm so down to fuck my 45 year old Hispanic house keeper.
by Martin Luber King October 21, 2016
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Peter Paranoia

One who will make false accusations about people and be unable to back them up.

They will convince themselves that the accusations are real, and will never admit that it was made up.
Peter Paranoia claimed that Joe was stealing all of his tools from his shed, then Peter Paranoia accused somebody of urinating in his chocolate biscuits and lemonade.

What a cuckoo!
by meds4u January 15, 2010
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