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Days-Of-Future-Pasting

When a movie in a series has events that nullify the events shown in some or all of the preceding movies.

Taken from the 2014 film X-Men: Days Of Future Past where events in the film cancelled out 5 of the preceding 6 films (X-Men 1, 2, 3, Origins, The Wolverine).
"Hey, man; have you seen the new trailer for Terminator: Genisys? If old Arnie is going back to confront young Arnie, then Paramount Pictures are Days-Of-Future-Pasting the other four movies."
When toothpaste is applied to the nipples, often resulting in highs lasting an hour or so.
Student 1: "Hey did you do the homework last night?"
Student 2: "No man I tried pasting."
Student 1: "I heard about that! how was it???"
Student 2: "Amazing man...Amazing"
pasting by themoreyouno May 6, 2012
Putting toothpaste on one's nipples with the intent of getting lightheaded or high.
Johnny was out of weed so he started pasting to get his fix.

My father cut me off after he found out I was pasting.
pasting by Broseph_Isa May 6, 2012
serious form of drug abuse, performed by applying toothpaste (and lotion) to the nipples and letting the chemicals sink in.
Mark: Man, I got so high yesterday.
Steve: Oh, no, you weren't pasting again, were you?
pasting by Shawarma1 May 7, 2012
The act of liberally applying toothpaste to your nipples to get high.
"Dude we're gonna do some pasting later...you down?"
"I don't know man, what happens?"
"You get sooo high."
"Yeah I'm in then!"
pasting by Anonymous167284 May 8, 2012
The act of putting toothpaste (commonly Colgate) on your nipple-area to create an entire body sensation, similar to that of Marijuana.
"Hey man, what are you doing after school?"
"Well, I was gonna go pasting with Derp, then go to the movies!"
Pasting by Carnictus May 6, 2012
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