To refrain from sex because you have yet to get hammered... Somewhat equivalent to whiskey dick, but it's cheap beer and you've yet to consume it.
I think he has some severe Pabstinence issues. He told me, "Jenna, what you're doing is hot and everything, but it took me ages to find the change for this 24 oz, so please get off my penis."
by look alive nikolai April 15, 2010
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Allen: I asked her to fuck but she said she was moving to Africa.
Emoly: Wow your really accident prone...
Jessica: I think i'm pregnant.
Chris: If you weren't so abstinence prone i would believe that...
Emoly: Wow your really accident prone...
Jessica: I think i'm pregnant.
Chris: If you weren't so abstinence prone i would believe that...
by Chris.Plum.Sen.Nim August 17, 2009
Get the Abstinence Prone mug.A set of viewpoints and educational policies under which abstinence - abstaining from sexual activity - is the only form of sexual conduct that young people are taught. In theory, this teaches kids not to have sex, and prevents them using a more detailed curriculum as a checklist of things to do. In practice, kids who are taught abstinence only have a slightly lower rate of sexual activity, but aided by their enforced ignorance, have similar rates of pregnancy and sexually transmitted diseases as their more thoroughly educated peers.
In theory, abstinence only education should reduce the risk of sexual activity, but in practice, it does not. "In theory, there's no difference between theory and practice; but in practice, there's always a difference." - Y. Berra
by a2boy1der April 12, 2010
Get the abstinence only mug.One of the few kinds of education that actually supports withholding knowledge. Abstinence only education is a form of Sex Ed where people are only informed about the single fact that abstinence is the only completely effective form of birth control.
by Patrick Tescher June 11, 2006
Get the abstinence only education mug.Something people like me do for reasons not always religious. I'm abstinent because I don't wanna be that girl who got pregnant when she was 15 and now has a McJob.
Abstinence is not always for religious reasons.
by ****^_^**** May 3, 2010
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I'm a certified abstinence instructor; das right! I don't care how worked up their loins be ge'in, a few pictures of god's herpes curse will shrink that hard-on faster than a busted cherry on prom-nite.
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