Paving

Paving or 'Pave' became popular in post-millenium Liverpool where it was synonamous with violence. It became a euphemism for a violent striking action.

"Come here and I'll pave ya face!"
&
"Oh I'm gonna give you the paving of a lifetime!"

by Mad Harri November 1, 2006

paving

When a male is hanging out or with more then two females at once. Take note that the male is the only male.

John: Is that kid actually the only guy over there?
Steve: Yeah he is toatally paving it right now.
John: Respect lost.

by str8thug November 15, 2012

Paving the goat path

Taking an existing process and trying to improve upon or retrofit it with a something new. Especially relevant when the existing process is not the best solution and starting from scratch without any constraints would be better.

I would like to rewrite the application using an updated framework and workflow instead of simply paving the goat path.

by Mike Josephson June 18, 2008

Paving the Rainforest

To shave, and/or trim your pubes extensively.

Zack: "Hey dude, whats up?"
Sam: "Not much man, I got a big date tonight so im just paving the rainforest."
Zack: "Ahh, sweet deal. Can I help?"

by Captain Spense November 10, 2008

Paving the Driveway

Ejaculating on one’s anus (male, female, trans, lgbt, omg, wtf, BBQ, or whatever they identify as) and licking said anus up to the nape of their neck. Evenly spreading the seman all the way up. Paving their Driveway.

Did you hear that Tom was paving the driveway the other night? I heard Dorothy say that’s going to be hard to get off in the shower!

by Pqpqpwkrnd July 3, 2018

paving scam

A scam devised by gypsies which involves a "paver" stopping by a house or business stating "I have some leftover asphalt from a big job and I can pave your driveway inexpensively." They either do a really poor job, jack up the price that you agreed to, or do the job after you say no and demand money.

John calls his Boss: "Some weird looking smelly guy is asking if we want him to pave our driveway? He says he has a bunch of leftover asphalt and can do it real cheap."

John's Boss: "NO NO NO NO NO!!!! Tell that disgusting gypsy to take his paving scam elsewhere!"

by coopdalai March 17, 2010

paving roads

when hash oil is smeared on a paper and rolled with either tobacco or bud. It simulates asphault being paved on a road when the oil is smeared on a paper.

darren had a half vile of oil so we were paving roads all night.

steve was paving roads all night.

want to hit up my bong?
nah, im game for paving roads though.

by fairf February 3, 2008