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Paul-john is a real special type of man, nothing like the shy, quiet, reserved guy you first meet, he's the extremely intelligent, outspoken, unfiltered sexy kind of weird that keeps you locked in wanting more, paul-john is way more intelligent than any Paul or John put together and has wicked sex appeal that he himself is oblivious to but your minge is not, you need something fixed, call Paul-john, stand back, watch and learn, feeling down, call Paul-john, he's all ears and cuddles, you need advice, call Paul-john but don't dare question, second guess or ignore cause Paul-john's are in high demand yet few and far between because if you are ever lucky enough to have a Paul-john experience, where golden sun rays shine from your complete inside out, you no longer walk, you now float effortlessly and it's as if you two are the only people left on earth, then you my blessed princess are loved by a Paul-john, which is the truest most completely unbreakable forever love one could ever wish for and that's why everyone wants a Paul-john and no-one let's go of their Paul-john.
"OMG I finally met a Paul-john, I will do anything for a Paul-john experience".

"Look at that woman floating on air and shining like the sun, she's definitely loved by a Paul-john".

"I can't get it to work, better call Paul-john, he'll know what to do".
Paul-john by Whowhoknows75 February 25, 2026
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ron paul john 

a one of a kind man, weird and full of exceptional thoughts. He loves being random as much as he loves his random girlfriend, Realyn. His visual captures his prolly's heart cos he looks more handsome than any oppa in kdrama. Last but not the least, his beautiful girlfriend loves him very much. Until the world forgets the matter of time.
Ron Paul John is for Maria Realyn only!
ron paul john by ronpauljohn August 15, 2021

John Paul Jones 

The God of bassists exists in a Holy triumvirate. Father Mccartney, Son Entwistle, Holy Spirit John Paul Jones. Just like the Holy Spirit, JPJ doesn't get enough credit for his contributions. He can play the bass better with his FEET then most bands bassists can with their hands. A talented multi instrumentalist, his contributions to the rock world are under appareciated in the extreme.
That superstar basketball player who scored 1 less basket then Cobie, what was his name?

I dunno man, he is a John Paul Jones

John Paul 

John Paul usually has a lot of humor, intelligence, and a lot of self doubt. John Paul will put a smile on your face every time you talk to him. There will be times whenever he is a deprived person, and he is very open with different situations to those he can trust. John Paul's usually love video games, and technology. All the girls in school know him, and girls adore him. They are jealous of who he is friends with, and what girls he talks to. You can't speak too much trash about John Paul, because usually he would get mad.
Girl: omg look it's John Paul!
Girl2: isn't he so cute?!?
Guy: damn, I wish I was as good as John Paul
John Paul by I need name ideas December 9, 2017

John Paul Jones 

The legendary bassist of Led Zeppelin. Along with Jimmy Page, he was a founding member and integral part of the group (many people inaccurately give credit of the formation to Jimmy Page and Robert Plant). John Paul's musical talent pertains not only to the bass guitar, but also the mandolin and keyboards. He is also talented in the studio, working as producer and musical arranger for many other groups including the Rolling Stones. After Led Zeppelin's disbandment in 1980, John Paul has enjoyed a successful solo career. Quiet and down to earth, his contributions to rock are many times overlooked, mainly because he does not have a gimmick to net publicity; he simply plays for the love of the music. Sadly, people do not realize greatness when they see it. With such attributes, John Paul Jones is possibly one of the most talented people in music, and easily the most underrated musician today.
"I'm glad my friends finally remembered my phone number." - John Paul Jones after finally reuniting with Led Zeppelin at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame after being snubbed for Unledded ( a band created by Page and Plant).
John Paul Jones by Rob L. October 21, 2004

John Paul Jones 

The bassist for your ear pussies. See also Jesus of music.
Damn dude, when I heard John Paul Jones it felt like Jesus inside of my ear pussy.
John Paul Jones by sackbaker August 14, 2010

John Paul Stevens 

A Supreme Court justice older than the known universe.
Damn, John Paul Stevens makes John McCain look like a carefree teenager!