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ron paul john
a one of a kind man, weird and full of exceptional thoughts. He loves being random as much as he loves his random girlfriend, Realyn. His visual captures his prolly's heart cos he looks more handsome than any oppa in kdrama. Last but not the least, his beautiful girlfriend loves him very much. Until the world forgets the matter of time.
ron paul john by ronpauljohn August 15, 2021
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Paul-john
Paul-john is a real special type of man, nothing like the shy, quiet, reserved guy you first meet, he's the extremely intelligent, outspoken, unfiltered sexy kind of weird that keeps you locked in wanting more, paul-john is way more intelligent than any Paul or John put together and has wicked sex appeal that he himself is oblivious to but your minge is not, you need something fixed, call Paul-john, stand back, watch and learn, feeling down, call Paul-john, he's all ears and cuddles, you need advice, call Paul-john but don't dare question, second guess or ignore cause Paul-john's are in high demand yet few and far between because if you are ever lucky enough to have a Paul-john experience, where golden sun rays shine from your complete inside out, you no longer walk, you now float effortlessly and it's as if you two are the only people left on earth, then you my blessed princess are loved by a Paul-john, which is the truest most completely unbreakable forever love one could ever wish for and that's why everyone wants a Paul-john and no-one let's go of their Paul-john.
"OMG I finally met a Paul-john, I will do anything for a Paul-john experience".
"Look at that woman floating on air and shining like the sun, she's definitely loved by a Paul-john".
"I can't get it to work, better call Paul-john, he'll know what to do".
"Look at that woman floating on air and shining like the sun, she's definitely loved by a Paul-john".
"I can't get it to work, better call Paul-john, he'll know what to do".
Paul-john by Whowhoknows75 February 25, 2026
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