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Wacking off to porn instead of doing something awesome with your bros.
I think I'm going to Paul it instead of going skiing tomorrow.
Paul It by ExtremeBalls July 15, 2010
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Jake Paul it 

When you face fuck a woman and only last 30 or less seconds then proceed to never talk to her again.
Bro, Tommy totally Jake Paul it with Liza last night.
Jake Paul it by Bro x3 April 13, 2021

Paul Pierce it 

To fake a serious injury in any sport only to come back five minutes later and perform in 'dramatic' fashion. This action was trademarked by Paul Pierce in the 2008 NBA Finals.
"Joe nearly got a concussion while we were playing football. Luckily he was tough enough to come back and score five touchdowns."

"He's not tough. He just likes to Paul Pierce it."
Paul Pierce it by APAX-Rising February 1, 2010
Utterly failing at a videogame while not taking any advice from anyone else you may be playing with. The term was coined from the Continue Show, one of the most popular gaming YouTube channels since YouTube's inception.
"For the love of god, just listen to me, there is nothing down that pit, you'll die if you jump down there!"

"I'm goin in!"

"NOOOOOOOO!"

::Death sound:: "Game over!"

"Man, you're really Paul'n it"
Paul'n it by Legend-Of-Kage January 23, 2013
One who is all around beautiful. The closest thing to perfection.
Paulita is so Paulita
Paulita by Room September 5, 2011

Ron Paulites 

Someone who follows Ron Paul and libertarian beliefs.
Those people protesting the Federal Reserve by burning dollars were probably Ron Paulites.
Ron Paulites by JD Fernan August 17, 2009
An American who wants to keep our strong military right here at home, end the debasement of our currency, and put our financial house in order.
There are more paulites every day.
paulite by Ole Gil November 14, 2007
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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