patton sanders

Patton Sanders is the smallest bean you will EVER see. He is known to make a LOT of dad jokes

"I'm just so happy you made A DAD JOKE!"
"you're acting like Patton Sanders"

by Virgil Sanders8284 June 29, 2019

parton's chowder

Semen on a females chest.

"After a good titty fucking, Amanda was left with a nice deposit of parton's chowder.

by Barry_Kennelworth March 6, 2007

bill paxton's ass

A pejorative adjective used to describe a repulsive or otherwise unpleasant occurrence.

"Ew! Look at that fat woman in the bikini."

"Gross. That is so bill paxton's ass."

by Artie D. May 2, 2006

Payton’s soulmate

Ash.

“Hey, who’s Payton’s soulmate?”
“Oh it’s Ash. I thought it was obvious they’re meant to be-.”

by Hisokaswife March 8, 2021

Paxton’s Mom

The hottest MILF in the world. Nobody comes close.

Damn she hot as fuck. she must be Paxton’s Mom

by KernalKeen January 9, 2022

Payton's Dad

A person who loves spicy food more than anything in the world.

person 1:"I fucking love spicy food."
person 2: "your such a payton's dad!"

by skykam007 March 30, 2010

patron's slave

A waiter or waitress, a server at a restaurant, especially at an establishment like IHOP.

I couldn't believe that my waitress ignored my empty water glass for twenty minute. Doesn't she know she is the patron's slave?!?

by Crystal Marie G. March 1, 2009