Pastic 

Somebody who tries very hard to come off as if they give a shit about whatever is going on at that current time, when it is really obvious they they do not.

Person 1: "Man, what's with that guy John? He's always acting like he cares about the conversation. We can tell he's not really paying attention."
Person 2: "Yeah, he's such a pastic."

Pastic by Empty Wizard May 5, 2020

Copy-Pastic 

An individual who, will search message boards for some form of debate, often religous in nature.

Upon finding one, they will copy and paste walls of text into the debate, generating irritation to those involved.

October 21, 3:01 PM
fake profile, they dont care if they get deleted.

October 21, 3:00 PM
I would take copy-pastic as one who copies and pastes too much as opposed to
someone who makes posts full of original thought.

October 21, 3:00 PM
my head hurts lol

Copy-Pastic by staberind October 21, 2009

The Great American Pastime 

The Great American Pastime — Formerly Baseball — but now Gun violence must be Great American Pastime because it’s played almost daily, and especially on weekends — adding a new shade of meaning to the term “weekend warrior”. It is not limited by seasons like baseball, soccer, hockey, football, basketball, or lacrosse; and is one ot the only pastimes that can be easily played year round!

Even children can play; it can be played anywhere; and there are no difficult rules to learn. No other country in the world plays this game as good as Americans! And we love this pastime so much that it has spontaneously erupted in grocery stores, places of worship, homes, and schools. In fact so little equipment is required for this pastime that it is no exaggeration to say that you never know when people are going to start playing. No body actually yells “SLAP LEATHER” like in the movies.

And you can only lose this game once.

Lock an load America; and, let’s all play!

Gun violence must be The Great American Pastime because it’s played almost daily, and especially on weekends — adding a new shade of meaning to the term “weekend warrior”. Even children can play; it can be played anywhere; and there are no difficult to learn rules. No other country in the world plays this game as good as Americans!

The Great American Pastime by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 1, 2023

Pasticide 

A term evolved after a conversation between two lovers discussing the unwanted resurgence of one of their ex partners; who seemingly simply refuses to go away. 'Pasticide' describes the feeling of frustration for the person who ended the relationship; but still must deal with their ex partner's presence in their life. It represents the inability to get rid of something toxic in your life from the past and the affect it has on the individual dealing with it.

By Sharkey and Bubbles Sat 26th March 2022

Everytime he's around it's like walking into a toxic mist from the past; like a pasticide.

Pasticide by Sharksie March 29, 2022

smarticle particles

The particles that make someone smart.

Did you know Sam made honor role?
Wow, she must have smarticle particles.

smarticle particles by llamaduckisasillygame February 27, 2013

Partick Thistle 

The great Glasgow alternative to the sectarian rubbish spouted by the old firm.A club studiously avoiding success in order to be the true home of football in our city.Shafted when they introduced ground size rules for the SPL and rescinded the rule to allow other clubs access.

Where can I take my kids to see football in Glasgow without being abused?...Partick Thistle.

Partick Thistle by Mon the Harry Wraggs December 23, 2011

Hitler Particles 

A theoretical mass that accumulates around right wing reactionaries which, over time, brings them further right until they become nazis.

We've got to get Kanye away from Candace Owens before he inhales too many Hitler particles.

Hitler Particles by Gr00vyDuke December 18, 2022