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Somebody who tries very hard to come off as if they give a shit about whatever is going on at that current time, when it is really obvious they they do not.
Person 1: "Man, what's with that guy John? He's always acting like he cares about the conversation. We can tell he's not really paying attention."
Person 2: "Yeah, he's such a pastic."
by Empty Wizard May 05, 2020
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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