2 definitions by Empty Wizard
A pumpkin originating from England, and sometimes other countries within the United Kingdom. Pompkin is usually used derogatorily, as English pumpkins tend to be quite small. The word is sometimes used to refer to a male's penis, implying that it is of a size below average, or that it is a chode.
"Did you see what Michael was entering to the pumpkin contest? It was a pompkin!"
"I had a pompkin last night. The English surprisingly are quite good at seasoning."
"James? I heard his penis is more like a pompkin!"
"I had a pompkin last night. The English surprisingly are quite good at seasoning."
"James? I heard his penis is more like a pompkin!"
by Empty Wizard August 19, 2018
Somebody who tries very hard to come off as if they give a shit about whatever is going on at that current time, when it is really obvious they they do not.
Person 1: "Man, what's with that guy John? He's always acting like he cares about the conversation. We can tell he's not really paying attention."
Person 2: "Yeah, he's such a pastic."
Person 2: "Yeah, he's such a pastic."
by Empty Wizard May 5, 2020