Peestapated

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You really have to pee but you can't b/c if your surroundings

I was in the bathroom and there was to many people so I got peestapated

Peestapated by Dgsdbffueebdkdiehekdbj July 20, 2016

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pisstapated

When you are having trouble urinating.

God I wish I could pee but I'm pisstapated

pisstapated by All4won December 29, 2016

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peedapated

when you have to pee but your cant. like constipated but its pee

omg i had 20 sodas now im peedapated

peedapated by sarahbell<333333 July 20, 2009

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peestipated

When you have to pee, but can't. It's constipation of the front.

Lenny: "it don't sound like you're peeing"

John: "It's because I'm peestipated!"

peestipated by John Griffin May 28, 2004

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Peestapation

When you go to pee, but it's stuck and nothing will come out.

Jon: Hey Bill, why are you back from the bathroom so soon?
Bill: I'm peestapated up the wazoo, mang
Jon: Ah, peestapation; I've been there, I wonder if it can happen to girls

Peestapation by sexlover69butwithgirlsguysstop December 14, 2013

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Peestipated

When you really need to pee, but coocfuzz prevents you from doing so.

Person one: Babe I really need help
Person two: are you peestipated again?
Person one: yes, the coocfuzz is really getting to me.

Peestipated by coocfuzzlover32 April 13, 2023

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Peestipated

When you have to go pee but you held it in for song long that it's hard to get it out. And you may have to push on your bladder.

Math class was so long that I got fucking peestipated.

Peestipated by jahina December 1, 2017

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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