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Pastaface 

A term related to blackface, meaning to impersonate the racial qualities of an Italian or Italian-American. Typically used by annoying young people of Italian descent on the internet who exaggerate the racial inequality of Italian people.
Some guy: "I cooka da meatball."
Kid who is 2% Italian: "Fuck you. How dare you do this pastafaced bullshit. Italian Americans are the most persecuted group in the country. You fucking piece of...."
Pastaface by ragonkmasterp1 December 2, 2022

Postabating 

Man where did everybody go I feel like I am postabating here in the TOAK.
Postabating by Uncle Chesterwood December 22, 2014

postabate 

to like your own post on social networking sites such as Facebook. Sometimes people feel bad when their posts are not liked by any of their friends on facebook. hence they start liking their own posts. and his is how postabation works ... just like masturbation works for boys.
Hey no one likes my post on FB... i should postabate ....
postabate by Rashi Sharma July 15, 2011

pastatute 

A woman who gives sexual favors in exchange for spaghetti dinners.
I made a delicious lasagna for a pastatute.
pastatute by HarpoD January 23, 2010

rastabater

One who finds pleasure in getting abnormally high then beating their meat/ plungin' their dungeon (beating off or fingering themselves) sideaffects may incude: Seeing rainbows appear out of your genitals, imagining tom cruise is responsible for whats going on, having crazy orgasms, of fainting
Thomas was known as the schools biggest rastabater after he was found in the kitchen with a bong and his hand down his pants
rastabater by fuck_buddy05 November 19, 2009

pastatute 

A woman that sells herself for a plate of spaghetti.
After her fifth plate of pasta, I joked with the rest of dinner table that she was a pastatute!
pastatute by Qorn36 July 30, 2010