Pastanaut

Someone that loves to have pasta for dinner every day.

OMG, he's having macaroni and spaghetti for dinner every day, that guy MUST be a pastanaut!

by ChrisvB January 5, 2009

pastatute

A woman who gives sexual favors in exchange for spaghetti dinners.

I made a delicious lasagna for a pastatute.

by HarpoD January 23, 2010

pastatute

A woman that sells herself for a plate of spaghetti.

After her fifth plate of pasta, I joked with the rest of dinner table that she was a pastatute!

by Qorn36 July 30, 2010

pastapants

When one shoves a handful of noodles down someone's pants. Usually, it's a friend, but on occasion some have been known to enjoy the noodley feel deep within their drawers. Not for the faint of heart.

Susie was so mad the other night at dinner. We'd been arguing for a while when I suddenly said 'to hell with it' and grabbed a handful of spaghetti. And lo and behold, pastapants! Or in this case, pastapanties.

by Billy Rupp October 11, 2007

pastatute

a skinny slut, whose lanky body resembles some form of spaghetti.

"someone give that pastatute a sandwich"

by yourmotherhascrabs November 20, 2007

Pastabation

The act of pleasuring ones self with pasta.

NAME was caught in the act of pastabation with the spaghetti before she cooked it.

by chuck norris 556 June 30, 2010

pastapastacious

Amazingly hot chick with huge baps, normally very slutty.

Check out that pastapastacious over there Daaaaamn! She's a proper prakatan.

by Vikstarr May 10, 2009