pastatute

A woman who gives sexual favors in exchange for spaghetti dinners.

I made a delicious lasagna for a pastatute.

by HarpoD January 23, 2010

pastatute

A woman that sells herself for a plate of spaghetti.

After her fifth plate of pasta, I joked with the rest of dinner table that she was a pastatute!

by Qorn36 July 30, 2010

pastatute

a skinny slut, whose lanky body resembles some form of spaghetti.

"someone give that pastatute a sandwich"

by yourmotherhascrabs November 20, 2007

pastatute

when a woman gives sexual favors for any kind of pasta.

woman: " ill do something for ya for that plate of spagetti."

Man: " what are you a Pastatute or something?"

by lrn_strn94 January 17, 2011

pastatute

One who sells left over pasta in tupperware containers, on the side of the road or street corner.

I feel bad for Mary, she had to resort to being a pastatute, she cant even feed her kids pasta anymore, She just sells in on the street.

by Captain Barbosa December 10, 2012

Pastatute

Someone who sells themselves on the street for pasta.
Generally an Italian, or a rather large female. Will have sex with a male to be paid in pasta.

Joe: "How come that girl on the corner is showing you leg & licking her lips and asking for pasta?"

Rob: "Oh, that's just Angie, she's a real pastatute, she'll do ANYTHING for a plate of ziti".

by IloveEmilyMunn March 30, 2011

Pastatute

An Italian prostitute.

"What do you call an Italian prostitute? A pastatute." - M. Bonez

by Peach Cobblerz October 12, 2023