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pastapants

When one shoves a handful of noodles down someone's pants. Usually, it's a friend, but on occasion some have been known to enjoy the noodley feel deep within their drawers. Not for the faint of heart.
Susie was so mad the other night at dinner. We'd been arguing for a while when I suddenly said 'to hell with it' and grabbed a handful of spaghetti. And lo and behold, pastapants! Or in this case, pastapanties.
pastapants by Billy Rupp October 11, 2007
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Partypants 

A man or woman who refuses to be constrained in the confines of any kind of lower body apparel after a few too many drinks.
Man, Ethan just funnelled 5 beers!
Ya! he's got his partypants on!

pastapastacious

Amazingly hot chick with huge baps, normally very slutty.
Check out that pastapastacious over there Daaaaamn! She's a proper prakatan.
pastapastacious by Vikstarr May 10, 2009

Pastapins 

Pins is something you can use to keep clothes together or pin a note to a board ! Pasta is what you eat , crunchy or dry ! Sometimes people eat it soft ... if you have pasta and pins together that either means your pinning a pasta to a wall or just eating some pasta With pins .... which would be a bit disturbing ... plz don’t try that . But pasta meAns LOyalTY and pond means brainy .. so you will be loyal and brainy if that’s your last name !
Man1- hey did you see skyepastapins

Man2- yer,she’s a right banger
Pastapins by Skyepastapins October 6, 2019

parapants 

Coloured, skinny leg pants, typically red, worn by anyone, usually teenagers. Based off of the Nashville band "Paramore", as the lead singer often wears coloured pants.
"OMG LYK MY RED PANTS?"
"Yes, you have a nice pair of parapants."
parapants by Jess____5 February 16, 2008

partypants 

Party Pants is slang for a pair of pants that look rather on the homo-sexual side.
When Ian Peck wore his Party pants. I almost fuckin barfed.
partypants by CountChocula April 10, 2005

partypants 

Not to be confused with party pooper:

Noun. Someone who is miserable and a spoilsport, consequently putting a damper on the pleasures of others.
Peter, that partypants, he really was a party pooper at the last team meeting.
partypants by shazzamuk August 10, 2006