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Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls 

3:45...I think? Who knows what this means really?
What time is it? Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls.

copy paste monkey

(Definition reinstated)
One who codes, HTML, PHP C, or any other language, by mindlessly copying random chunks of code from the work of others without fully understanding what the code does. This usualy causes bugs, bloat, and generaly nasty ass code. Also abbreviated "CPM"
<Fred> Why does the php on Bob's site keep shitting?
<Dom> Because he's a copy-paste-monkey.
*Fred is now known as Bob
<Bob> Eep! Eep! I am MONKEY! Give me BANANA!! ctrl-c, ctrl-v, ctrl-c, ctrl-v!
copy paste monkey by BlueEagle January 7, 2005

copy paste monkey

Me, for CSS Style
I look around the 'net for some CSS, exploit it to my own limit and use it to make people say 'how did you make that!?'
copy paste monkey by B-Drac July 26, 2003

Half past the monkey's ass 

A saying that means that it's way late to be doing something or for something.
" Sorry I'm so late coming back for our date but we had a flat".
" It's half past the monkey's ass".

past the money 

mid 20th Century - when you take a good idea beyond it’s usefulness or applicability. you go so far that you undermine the value of your effort, argument or position.
John needed feedback about his harsh tone but calling him a β€œpsycho” went past the money.
past the money by JaniGerada February 9, 2021

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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