Paskey

A boy who has autism and is really book smart and will become a doctor however he is also a pedophile and borderline rapist who is extra freaky (loves drinking trulys) - they typically choose a girl who looks like their sister

OH paskey you say is that the dude banging his sister?

by millertime10215009 January 30, 2025

Cody Parkey

A kicker who was quite bad. He is usually seen missing field goals to the #6 seed in the NFC in the playoffs. He was beheaded on January 6, 2019 after he missed a field goal. It was not him however. The Bears needed a better kicker so Blair Walsh pretended to be Cody Parkey. Parkey then booked the first flight out of Chicago.

Cody Parkey will choke on Sunday,January 9, 2022 for the Green Bay Packers. Calling right after he missed the game winner for the Bears.

by iaintajap January 6, 2019

Cody Parkey

The only kicker in the NFL who aims for the goalpost. The entire city of Chicago hates you along with your teammates, coaches, and trainers.

Cody Parkey literally shanks every field goal because he thinks the crossbar challenge is still relevant.

by Voice of All Bears Fans January 7, 2019

Parkey

The act of hitting both the upright and the crossbar while attempting a field goal.

Bro, our kicker just fucked us with that Parkey and the Bears lost the game!

by pmong January 6, 2019

Pastey nigga

When white guys try to be black

" Ethan Brett is the official pastey nigga"

by Yolo swag titties September 16, 2014

pastey

being so white that you reflect light or temporarily blind people.

damn, her legs be so pastey that I have to wear UV sunglasses whenever I get within a 5 mile radius.

by hydrogenated December 12, 2005

Cody Parkey

A guy who just likes to Hit the uprights while kicking a football.

Aldrick Rosas is never a Cody Parkey because he doesn’t ever hit the uprights.

by Meatingaura January 7, 2019