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pasketti 

n: the word for spagetti untill one reaches the age of 4 (hopefully).
Mother-"We're having spagetti tonight, dear."

Child-"What the F**k is spagetti?! I asked for pasketti, B***c!!"
pasketti by Wolonsita January 10, 2007
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pasketti 

Pasketti is the word children use for spaghetti up until the age of 4. Some adults will also use this word as they are assholes..
Adult 1: We're having pasketti tonight..
Adult 2: It's called spaghetti you useless human being..!
pasketti by Spaghettiwarrior January 11, 2017

on topa pasketti 

cheese is what is on top of spagettie...

On top of spaghetti,

All covered with cheese,
I lost my poor meatball,

When somebody sneezed.

It rolled off the table,
And on to the floor,
And then my poor meatball,
Rolled out of the door.

It rolled in the garden,
And under a bush,
And then my poor meatball,
Was nothing but mush.

The mush was as tasty
As tasty could be,
And then the next summer,

It grew into a tree.

The tree was all covered,
All covered with moss,
And on it grew meatballs,
And tomato sauce.

So if you eat spaghetti,
All covered with cheese,
Hold on to your meatball,
Whenever you sneeze.
2 year old: My favet sog iz on topa pasketti
Mother of the 2 year old: Oh god! My kids a retard!
The way the dope fresh nation PvPeeps says Spaghetti.
Jeana: Hey saaan what are you ordering for dinner tonight?

Jesse: MEATBALLS AND PAKETTI! SAAAN!
Paketti by chalk1 January 23, 2013

pasketty 

what you used to say when you wanted spaghetti until you were like four
timmy: "mom can we have pasketty tonight"
mom: "timmy you dumbfuck it's spaghetti
pasketty by kopeechiboomer October 10, 2019

Pasgetti 

How spaghetti should be pronounced and also a cute pet name
I could eat an entire football field of PASGETTI
Pasgetti by Dinky doug October 25, 2017

pasgetti 

A phrase randomly spoken by the youtuber Jesse Cox on the co optional podcast. Jesse thought the term should be slang for some hard drugs. So let's say meth?
Oh shit! He is doing pasgetti!
Really?
pasgetti by rune2bias June 25, 2017
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