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Obsessive and prays on younger girls.

“Omg who is that guy?”
“Oh, thats a Poskey”
If you see a guy over 18 whos with a young girl, call him a poskey.
Poskey by fartsandshits August 17, 2021
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that one guy who's really over dramatic but isn't gay
oh my god that dramatic hes such a poskey
poskey by #batman69 October 18, 2017

Pokeyidiot 

A person who wanders aimlessly, while playing Pokemon Go
Did you see that pokeyidiot? He almost walked into that tree!

Pokey idiot 

A person who wanders around aimlessly, staring at their phone while playing Pokemon-Go.
Look at that pokey idiot, he almost walked into a tree!

Move Faster Pokey!!!!! 

The most epic voice crack in LP history. Originated from the voice of LPer ProtonJon, is now a popular meme among the gaming community.
Move faster Pokey!!!!!! FASTER!!! For the love of god faster!!
Move Faster Pokey!!!!! by pbudp January 15, 2011

pokey hat 

Slang from the city of Glasgow, Scotland meaning 'ice-cream cone' but specifically an ice-cream cone with a wafer triangular base/handle, hence the hat metaphor.
"Ma, the ice-cream van is outside, d'ye want anything?"

"Aye, get me and yer Da a pokey hat and get an oyster for yer wee sister". ice-cream ice-cream cone confectionary ice-cream van .
pokey hat by JM74 December 21, 2014