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A poor, almost abandoned town in Missouri with a population of less than 180 people and a whopping 13 blocks. Usually full of old people and little annoying kids.
"Hey, wanna go run around Parnell?"

"Yeah, I've got 7 minutes to spare. What's a few blocks gonna hurt?"
Parnell by Weiner Gates February 4, 2010
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Batty boy likes it up the bum.
Parnell likes it up the ass
Parnell by Unknown273738283 June 11, 2021
A true soldier.
Don’t make me call Parnell, he always on stand by.
Parnell by Dede2632 May 24, 2022

Parnell University 

The school you go to to become asian.
I'm going to Parnell University. I'm going to be a doctor.
Parnell University by Theboss69420 February 21, 2019

Parnell Pops

Parnell Pops are any pussy ass drink aka anything that tastes like pop with 7% or less
Adam P Drinks His Parnell Pops, a soda with a little bit of alcohol in it
Parnell Pops by Jawn Dough September 21, 2020

Parnell Pops

Beverages that are typically less than 7% alcohol, and are seen as a soft drink
U pussy ass nigga drinkin a Parnell Pops
Parnell Pops by Jawn Dough September 21, 2020

Kenneth Parnell 

a very clever pedophile manuever used to lure kids into a sketch pad.

usually using Atari games, Now & Later's, various hello kitty items, and lots of Lazy Town footage.
dude i'm not buying my weed over at that sketch pad anymore.

why not?

because my dealer totally Kenneth Parnell's the Smut Pedallers in the hood into his sketch pad and it creeps me out.
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