Parsed 

When someone is extremely high off of kush or dabs

I’m so parsed right now

Parsed by LERCHY D May 28, 2018

Parsed 

The skillful sexual act of pulling out and cumming on a girls tits and face simultaneously. Typically only very few seasoned sex havers can perform such a difficult act.

And then I totally parsed on her to finish. It was a good fuck.

Parsed by Allisa Varen February 27, 2024

The Turtle Just Passed You 

Slang for walking or driving too slow that everyone passes you.

Can you walk faster, the turtle can walk faster than you, the turtle just passed you. You drive too slow that the turtle can pass you.

The Turtle Just Passed You by JayEssBee85 December 16, 2013

Jesus Paredes 

A mexican man who thinks he’s good at some sports but not really. He hopes he does but everyone knows it won’t happen.

He’s Jesus Paredes.

Jesus Paredes by arzeeeee March 31, 2019

Piss passed 

This is when someone passes a mandatory evaluation by questionable means, such as cheating by a friendly official.

I piss passed my fire awareness annual because my pal gave me credit.

Piss passed by I, Wreckerrr April 7, 2021

Parred 

When someone gets absolutely shut down/rekt

Person 1: "I've had sex plenty of times"
Person 2: "It doesn't count if it's with yourself"
Person 3: "Damn, son! You just got parred!"

Parred by topbantz August 19, 2015

parked a fart 

The art of farting in a location, leaving the location and returning minutes even sometimes hours later to the smell of the fart still going strong.

Scottie parked a fart today in the car on the way to the gas station. We stopped to pump gas, went inside and I got a coffee and he got some smokes. When we got back in the car it still smelled like ass.

parked a fart by Bald Boy February 18, 2018