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Parsed
The skillful sexual act of pulling out and cumming on a girls tits and face simultaneously. Typically only very few seasoned sex havers can perform such a difficult act.
Parsed by Allisa Varen February 27, 2024
The Turtle Just Passed You
Can you walk faster, the turtle can walk faster than you, the turtle just passed you. You drive too slow that the turtle can pass you.
The Turtle Just Passed You by JayEssBee85 December 16, 2013
Jesus Paredes
A mexican man who thinks he’s good at some sports but not really. He hopes he does but everyone knows it won’t happen.
Jesus Paredes by arzeeeee March 31, 2019
Piss passed
This is when someone passes a mandatory evaluation by questionable means, such as cheating by a friendly official.
Piss passed by I, Wreckerrr April 7, 2021
Parred
Person 1: "I've had sex plenty of times"
Person 2: "It doesn't count if it's with yourself"
Person 3: "Damn, son! You just got parred!"
Person 2: "It doesn't count if it's with yourself"
Person 3: "Damn, son! You just got parred!"
parked a fart
The art of farting in a location, leaving the location and returning minutes even sometimes hours later to the smell of the fart still going strong.
Scottie parked a fart today in the car on the way to the gas station. We stopped to pump gas, went inside and I got a coffee and he got some smokes. When we got back in the car it still smelled like ass.
parked a fart by Bald Boy February 18, 2018