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Parsed
The skillful sexual act of pulling out and cumming on a girls tits and face simultaneously. Typically only very few seasoned sex havers can perform such a difficult act.
Parsed by Allisa Varen February 27, 2024
Related Words
Parsed • Parked • Parsec • Parse • passed • parseltongue • parked in • Parred • parted • Parselmouth
The Turtle Just Passed You
Can you walk faster, the turtle can walk faster than you, the turtle just passed you. You drive too slow that the turtle can pass you.
The Turtle Just Passed You by JayEssBee85 December 16, 2013
Jesus Paredes
A mexican man who thinks he’s good at some sports but not really. He hopes he does but everyone knows it won’t happen.
Jesus Paredes by arzeeeee March 31, 2019
Piss passed
This is when someone passes a mandatory evaluation by questionable means, such as cheating by a friendly official.
Piss passed by I, Wreckerrr April 7, 2021
parked a fart
The art of farting in a location, leaving the location and returning minutes even sometimes hours later to the smell of the fart still going strong.
Scottie parked a fart today in the car on the way to the gas station. We stopped to pump gas, went inside and I got a coffee and he got some smokes. When we got back in the car it still smelled like ass.
parked a fart by Bald Boy February 18, 2018
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026
countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026