PARONANOID (pa-RONA-noid): a condition of paranoia caused by the Corona viruspandemic (COVID-19) of 2020. Further exacerbated by a lengthy time of mandated social distancing.
The shoppers hoarded their purchases of basicessentials because they were paronanoid that they would run out.
Girl 1: Bill is mowing her lawn again? Ashley kissed him once, 3 years ago!
Girl 2: I know! She's repeatedly said she would never date him. She's such a prowant!!!!