A person suffering from type of mania caused by an irrational obsession with Google PageRank, often expressed by increased talkativeness and a fixation on the green slider bar within the Google toolbar. The severity of PageWank becomes more prenounced as PageRank decreases. Sufferers (PageWankers) with a high PageRank 8-10 often show symtoms of euphoria (excessive happiness) and increased sex drive. As PageRank decreases sufferers may experience mood swings, irritability, anger, and increasing hostility towards the internet finally leading to depression and uncontrollable crying as PageRank reaches 0.
Dave was being an annoying pagewanker all morning since Google blacklisted his spammy link network.
A telemark skier who makes parallel turns without dropping a knee. A paramarker usually skis in the back seat on ultra fat skis with super stiffy boots and bindings.
Why is that guy skiing in the back seat? He has telegear but he's making parallel turns. Oh wait, he's a paramarker.