Parawanker 

Slang term for paramotorists. Meant to be derogatory, but has been accepted as a fun way to describe piloting a paramotor.

Look at that parawanker high above us on the beach. I'm jealous of that lifestyle.

Parawanker by paraweenie October 17, 2018

PageWanker 

A person suffering from type of mania caused by an irrational obsession with Google PageRank, often expressed by increased talkativeness and a fixation on the green slider bar within the Google toolbar. The severity of PageWank becomes more prenounced as PageRank decreases. Sufferers (PageWankers) with a high PageRank 8-10 often show symtoms of euphoria (excessive happiness) and increased sex drive. As PageRank decreases sufferers may experience mood swings, irritability, anger, and increasing hostility towards the internet finally leading to depression and uncontrollable crying as PageRank reaches 0.

Dave was being an annoying pagewanker all morning since Google blacklisted his spammy link network.

PageWanker by T3dd13 February 8, 2008

Padawanker 

Someone who gets off to Star Wars porn.

"OH GOD WORK IT JARJAR" "You Padawanker."

Padawanker by milotictear November 17, 2009

paramarker 

A telemark skier who makes parallel turns without dropping a knee. A paramarker usually skis in the back seat on ultra fat skis with super stiffy boots and bindings.

Why is that guy skiing in the back seat? He has tele gear but he's making parallel turns. Oh wait, he's a paramarker.

paramarker by silvers February 10, 2010

paracancerous 

located near or adjacent to cancerous cells

We found no influence from the tumor in either paracancerous cells or more distant cells.

paracancerous by RadioFreeThinker July 18, 2011