Parnes

Verb. To relentlessly verbally assault, especially for a minor offense.

After Vern said he thought Seinfeld was not funny, everybody could tell by the look of disbelief on his face that Ben was about to parnes him.

Parnes by Jordan Carr July 4, 2007

Parnes Ecstasy 

Any type of circular shaped Rx ADHD medication containing amphetamines. Usually used to refer to Adderall.

Guy 1: "Hey, are you rolling right now?"
Guy 2: "Nah I got jipped, that pill was just some Parnes Ecstasy. I'm gonna go home and study"

Guy 1: "Hey Parnes, try this ecstasy."
Parnes: "Sweet!"
Guy 1: (under his breath) "dumbass"

Parnes Ecstasy by docet thumper April 29, 2009

Pulling a parkes 

Pulling a parkes is the art of talking on mute during a zoom meeting, not just once, but multiple times in the same meeting. It requires a set skill to have this happen multiple times during the same meeting that only a parkes could pull off.

"Hey bud, you're pulling a parkes and need to unmute so we can proceed with the meeting, this is the fifth time you've done that just stay unmuted."

Pulling a parkes by smartesthumanalive January 25, 2021

pornesian parrapio 

The best name possible

Jin: What’s your name

Joonie: PoRnEsIaN pArRaPIo

pornesian parrapio by Yeetgang October 29, 2018

Paresa

A term to describe a beautiful girl with a horrendous laugh...

Damnnnnnn Paresa! Back at it again with that young hyena laugh...

Pretty Girl Brown FOB

Paresa by whenuaintgotlifenomore July 2, 2016

PAYNESS

Means "Penis". (Prounounced: Pay-Ness) and can only be said through a thick southern american accent.

"The EcksBawks will shove its mighty PAYNESS into the sony's PS3" - SS

PAYNESS by PickledFerret November 23, 2011

Parneet 

Parneet is a wonderful princess, who likes the color pink! She is very loyal however she can think she is a badass at times! She has been hurt in the past and therefore has trust issues! She looks great in an Asian sari and her wedding will be a typical Asian wedding! She can act quite manly at times as well as acting like a crackhead! If you have a Parneet, don't let her go because she is the kindest, funniest and most loyal person you will ever meet!

Friend: Guess what!
Other friend: What?
Friend: Parneet's in town!
Other friend: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Parneet by Respusioa October 10, 2020