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A typo usually made by racist girls who go by the name of Andrea. They are usually mexican, and have a huge craving for asian people. The definition of this typo explains these people who make this typo. They end up craving their biological father's penis, and end up having a baby. It's name is usually Micheal, with a few extra chromosomes. The baby most likely drools a lot, and has a fine craving to be like keemstar.
FUCK I PULLED A PARNEST
parnest by MinecraftRacist May 29, 2016
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Parneet is a wonderful princess, who likes the color pink! She is very loyal however she can think she is a badass at times! She has been hurt in the past and therefore has trust issues! She looks great in an Asian sari and her wedding will be a typical Asian wedding! She can act quite manly at times as well as acting like a crackhead! If you have a Parneet, don't let her go because she is the kindest, funniest and most loyal person you will ever meet!
Friend: Guess what!
Other friend: What?
Friend: Parneet's in town!
Other friend: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Parneet by Respusioa October 10, 2020
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Verb. To relentlessly verbally assault, especially for a minor offense.
After Vern said he thought Seinfeld was not funny, everybody could tell by the look of disbelief on his face that Ben was about to parnes him.
Parnes by Jordan Carr July 4, 2007

parneet sidhu 

parneet sidhu is the best in the whole wide world shes the best and the bestest in the whole wide world
parneet sidhu by ambpreet December 24, 2021
Unlike a parent, the parnet is one who uses their child (once they become the age to get a job, 16 and older) to pay the bills and take care of them until they die. The child of the parnet usually is trapped at the parents side for fear of being cast out of the family or other things. The term Parnet, Par referring to parent and net referring to a trap. The children are also known to be under complete control of the parnet in the work place, in their own private time and in their social lives.
Timmy will not be able to have a social life this year. Since he is old enough for a job, his parnets want him to have a job and pay the bills.
Parnets by Ember69 November 21, 2010
The most sweet and softly spoken person of them all. Just amazing
She's such a Parneet
Parneet by TruthSpeaker10000 June 9, 2021
a term of endearment used to light-heartedly mock one's significant other after they have made a typo of 'partner'
i cried when my parnet sent me a sappy voice recording
parnet by baok February 27, 2023
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