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paratext 

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When you send or receive a text that is so long that you need to scroll down.
Jane: "So... Did you hear from that sexy fireman from the bar?"
Jill: "Yeah, but no dice. He paratexted me. What a weirdo."
paratext by AstroFox August 5, 2016
Word of the Day on August 8, 2016
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Paratext • Paratextoid • partexting • harry paratestes

harry paratestes 

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sounds like hairy pair of testes
"is harry paratestes here? Do i have a harry paratestes?"
harry paratestes by mcdugan September 9, 2007
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Paratextoid 

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Noun, a state of being, when you are very paranoid about receiving a certain text message and you cannot stop checking your phone every minute.
phil: hey what's up with aaron he has checked his phone like 25 times in the past 2 minutes

bob: oh you know him he is just paratextoid.
Paratextoid by abwoitas June 15, 2010
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partexting 

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to {text} while in a stationery vehicle
"pull over when partexting"
partexting by misterred January 3, 2010
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Nutshot 

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It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
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Nerd neck 

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A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026
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