Paratard

An oft used nick-name given to one who regularly trolls web forums for attention by posting highly repetitive condescending political and social beliefs which are a contradiction(s) onto themselves. A Paratard is most often encountered within the internets emulation scene.

Paratard: "Just got my disability check and decided to blow it on bargain bin video games instead of f'in around on the internets or watching Bill O'Rly on FAUX News as usual.... I have the rest of the month to do that! BTW this country is being ruined by liberal bums from California who are just sitting around watching TV while collecting unemployment checks."

Paratard by Yog_Shoggoth January 15, 2011

Paratard

Someone who insists that they are better because they knew of Paramore before Twilight, failing to realise it was already over played before there was talk about a Twilight Movie. They tend to whine and complain. Hate Decode (maybe ever Airplanes) and feel the need to make it clear that they hate Twilight. They're under the delusion that you can't be a "true" fan unless you knew of them before Twilight. Most only know of the band because Fuse used to play them every hour back when it was mostly music.

Cassie: Ugh, this chick was listening to Decode so I punched her in the face, like really. She ain't a true fan.

Lilly: Wow, I didn't know I was friends with a Paratard.

Paratard by Mandaese August 1, 2010

Fast-Lane Parktard 

The oblivious, offensive motorist who ABSOLUTELY REFUSES to move from the left lane under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES...

Who teaches someone to enter the highway at a dangerous, ridiculously slow pace and IMMEDIATELY move to the left/passing lane and JUST FUCKING SIT THERE...FOREVER, AND EVER!
A Fast-Lane Parktard, that's who...dumb-ass!

Fast-Lane Parktard by YAWA May 17, 2019

partard

PARtially reTARDed or just really stupid

wow matt is such a fucking partard

partard by speshul_K September 10, 2005

partard

A person who is partly or semi retarded. They do not have all the characteristics of a fully retarded person, but possess a variety of similar afflictions.

"Was that guy retarded?"

"No, he was just partarded"

partard by Bee and Jay April 26, 2008

Parktarded 

adjective: A person who exhibits an inability to park correctly within a designated space. Exhibited by parking too close, double parking, crossing the lines, over the curb, or generally socially unacceptable parking behavior that impedes your fellow man's ability to park correctly or get in and out of their vehicle.

That F350 dually taking up four spaces is parktarded. Noun: see parktard

Parktarded by trudaddy January 5, 2015

Parktard

A person who has a complete and utter inability to park a car correctly.

When observing a car taking up multiple spaces in a car park: Look at that Lexus, what a parktard.

Parktard by PJ_Butterfield October 11, 2012