Someone who has become ultimately obsessed with the Band Paramore. Not a day goes by that they don't think or listen about Paramore. They'll defend them, and kick the ass of any girl who talks shit about them. And if a guy is a Parahater... the "Paramoron" will some way or another get bowling balls strapped to their foot and kick them smack in the balls. It seems like almost every conversation that a Paramoron has will end up involving Paramore.
Paramore is the best!

Parahater: Ugh, are you listening to Paramore?
Paramoron: Got a problem with it?!
Paramore: Maybe. And maybe you could give me your Riot! CD so i can shove it in a fat guy's rolls where it belongs.
Paramoron: Well why don't you give me your Hannah Montana CD so I can shove it up your ASS!

*Then the Paramoron pushes the Parahater down a steep hill, and yells-That's what you get...(then whispers)... when you let you heart win.*

Paramoron by Paramore (and TDWP) Rulez D00d April 14, 2009

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Paramonster

A person who has become obsessed with the lyrical and musical creations of the band "Paramore"

My girlfriend has become a "Paramonster" so badly even I know the lyrics.

Paramonster by Rodimusdawg October 16, 2008

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paramongia

Paramongia is the constant fear that some object or objects resemble an among us character, in most instances having red color.

Dude, I've been diagnosed with paramongia by my psychiatrist after beating the shit out of my red bin.

paramongia by Nem_ February 22, 2021

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The longest word ever. Some sort of amino chemical compound. (There aren't actually spaces in this word but this website doesn't allow words over 40 characters long, even though words above 40 characters exsist).

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paramino benzoyl diaethyl amino aethanol umphydro chloricum by Vyntse April 7, 2008

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