paramongia 

Paramongia is the constant fear that some object or objects resemble an among us character, in most instances having red color.

Dude, I've been diagnosed with paramongia by my psychiatrist after beating the shit out of my red bin.

paramongia by Nem_ February 22, 2021

paramorgasm 

a feeling that occurs only when listening to Paramore, the best band ever!

"That's what you get when you let your heart win..."

*paramorgasm*

paramorgasm by himdude August 22, 2011

Paramaniac 

A Paramaniac is a girl/guy who can't go a day without listening to Paramore, talking about them or thinking about them. They are totally obsessed with Paramore.

"I am a Paramaniac"

Paramaniac by Ashley & Rayley R Paramaniacs February 6, 2010

A pair of Paramaniacs 

'A pair of Paramaniacs', is 2 girls/guys who both are obsessed and In love with the band Paramore. They always sing the songs together, talk about it together, and rock out to it together.

'My name is Ashley, my best friend, Rayley and I are A pair of Paramaniacs'

A pair of Paramaniacs by Ashley & Rayley R Paramaniacs February 6, 2010

paranonoia 

A person's belief that any anonymous commenter on the Internet must actually be that person's worst enemy, out to embarrass them in front of the entire world, of which the vast majority is surely reading that very comment. A person suffering from paranonoia may be said to be "paranonoid."

Harvey's blood froze when he saw the anonymous comment on craigslist rants-and-raves warning women looking for male companions about a dark-haired man with a goatee with a tiny penis and the romantic skills of a wounded mallard who wouldn't even pay for dinner on a first date.

"Mildred! This must be from Mildred! This is nonsense! I left the entire tip! And this is a Van Dyke, not a goatee!"

He saw that his friend Bartholomew was online and initiated a chat with him. "Mildred is telling people that I have a tiny penis and am cheap and goateed! Here's proof!" He included a link to the defamatory comment and waited.

The response came back in just over two minutes: "Sir, there are about a quarter of a million men on the dating scene around here and half of them have facial hair. That could be anyone talking about anyone. Gird yourself. You are suffering from the worst case of paranonoia I've seen this week."

paranonoia by Occupy Urban Dictionary January 5, 2012