A mystical creature with barbaric mind set, but also a very intelligent problem solver. No one really knows much about it, it just appears in the thoughts of people at will sometimes.
To be the best of the best until death. If one is paragon, then they are the master of what they do, and nobody is going to pass them up, because everybody is a bitch compared to them. Therefore, paragon 'til death means to be a fucking G until you die. Popularized by Dragon Ball Z Abridged.
A bug wich has a MLG personality.This bug is found in houses usually sitting in a chair.It also smells really nice so you might want to get close to it.It can become friends with a metal/steel object such as a spoon.On rare occasions it does play with a kootra .
A state of extreme perception, reflexes and dexterity. When one triggers or experiences a paragon shift, he or she knows exactly what to do, when to do it, and how to do it. He or she reaches the pinnacle of awesomeness and is, essentially, becomes awesome in every way. Anyone can trigger or experience the paragon shift in any situation. From a Navy SEAL who took out 5 commies with only his bare hands, to that guy sitting on his couch who just went 42-0 with only his XM8 Prototype in Battlefield Bad Company 2.
Matthew: Dude you literally juked their whole team and scored a touchdown.
John: What can I say, I had a paragon shift.
Paragon is a term used to describe a person who does good deeds,actions,will sacrifice his life for someone else,will help for the people who need help,someone who has a good "karma".
Renegade is a term used to describe a person who is mean,swears,unpleasant to be with,vulgar,will rather use guns than politics,only cares about himself,will stomp on the weaker ones,and has a bad "karma".
Both of these terms are from the mass effect series.
Person A:How's your shepard?
Person B:High paragon, on my second playthrough i'll make him Renegade.
Person A:My shepard is paragon and renegade.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!