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A person determined to put his name anywhere and everywhere that belongs in a prison for touching little children.
Paraduck is an asshole.
by Qui Tai November 14, 2003
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(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015
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A teenage boy who does nothing but powerlevel in a MMORPG, post news articles about the MMORPG, and whose idea of roleplaying ends at pretending people like him.
Paraduck is a waste of carbon.
by Jon February 04, 2004
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The act of Jumping(stealing) someone's chance at a quest or reward in online MMORPG's.

May also be pronounced as Para-fuck or Para-dick
"You jackass, you just paraduck'ed my quest!"

by Someone July 14, 2003
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