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Papiery

1. A connoisseur or collector of fine stationery, specifically emphasizing high-quality paper, journals, and writing instruments.

"She is a true papiery; she can distinguish between Tomoe River paper and standard bond by touch alone."

2. The aesthetic practice or lifestyle of organizing one's life through analog means (planners, notebooks) in an increasingly digital world.

"His wife’s office was a shrine to papiery, filled with washi tape and fountain pens."

3. (Archaic/Rare): A collective noun for a curated stash of unused notebooks.

"I need to stop buying journals; my papiery is overflowing."
"I handle the Cyber Risk for the company, but at home, my wife is the resident Papiery, managing the family archives in her Hobonichi planner.”
by BigHankOfficial December 6, 2025
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Papier-mâché

When you are about to ejaculate inside her and she pulls you out only to cum all over her chest from which you grab the toilet paper on her bedside and you slap down the layers to catch the cum glaze now drizzling off her chesticles like a Papier-mâché.
On feeling Josh's schlong pulsating with the rhythm of her flower spot, Ambz grabbed the base and pulled me out and let the fire hose extinguish. With her sauce spot (belly button) now over flowing, the flood of the sweet mayonaise was dried like a papier-mâché pinatá.
by Sebbdawgydogggg November 2, 2021
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Papierphobia

Papierphobia is a fear of someone ripping paper really close to your ears. People who have Papierphobia tend to get mad and scared when someone rips paper right beside their ear. It is not a joke. It’s an actual phobia.
Person 1: *rips paper beside Person 2’s ear*

Person 2: *gets scared and is almost gonna cry, but then starts atacking Person 1*

Please do not RIP Paper closely to someone with Papierphobia’s ear. They could get seriously frightened and then have a mental breakdown.
by jeonjungkookoppa August 23, 2019
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Papier-mâché

A sometimes painful and irritating condition achieved when tissue paper is used to wipe ejaculate away from the penis after sex or masturbation and a small piece sticks to the head or foreskin and dries. Careless removal without the precise application of moisture can result in loss of penis due to the immense strength of the male natural adhesive
A: why are you limping?
B: i papier-mâchéd myself last night and just tried to rip it off
A: ouch...

B: my dick looks like a paint-by-numbers...
by skeebe03 January 16, 2011
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Sac du Papier

A french 'swear' we taught to all the people at work.
When said angrily, to the ears of a non-french speaker, you definitely sound like you're swearing
when infact, you're really saying "Paper bag"
"Sac du papier! It's hot!"
by Korochuun August 15, 2008
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Papier Mashit

When you wipe your ass but some of the toilet paper rips off and gets stuck to your butthole.
I started making some papier mashit, so I went in with another wipe.
by urdseloep August 17, 2021
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Papery

Being sexual towards you homework!
Dam this is papery!
by Sean Donohue May 15, 2011
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