Papelporn

Any pitching involving Red Sox closer Jonathan Papelbon, often characterized by the mild arousal it causes in male Red Sox fans.

For gawd's sake, don't go near Sean right now. He's watching Papelporn.

by StPeterOfDorchester November 19, 2007

Peelporn

A very sexy act that only holosexuals can enjoy, it is a public yet uncensored porno of peelies. Not YouTube friendly.

Man, I love peelporn

by Flowette November 19, 2017

Papelón

A huge mess. Usually used when a problem arises and gets out of hand.

Omg, qué papelón.

Girl, did you see the papelón he formed?
¡Mi vida es un papelón!

by Eaaaah December 8, 2018

Papelboner

The excited feeling you get when Red Sox releiver John Papelbon comes in to save a game in the ninth

Oh man, he struck out the side again, I have a full fledged Papelboner right now

by Steve T. May 10, 2006

Jonathan Papelbon

kick ass closer/future ace pitcher for the Boston Red Sox; wears number 58 and has a 100 mph heater and nasty splitter - is also the best pick I ever made in a fantasy draft and is the reason why Beaner can't beat the Leprechauns for shit

Jonathan Papelbon has 15 saves in 15 oppurtunities for the Red Sox

Jonathan Papelbon can strike ur ass out with his eyes closed

by andy40250 May 30, 2006

Papelbon

(v) - To straight up end something completely...to put something to an end. To finish / close something ... To stop something from happening

"I pulled out my 9 and papelbon'd those heads"

"I'm about to papelbon the last cup in beruit"

"My girl didn't put out, so I Papelbon'd the relationship"

by Derek AKA Debo May 12, 2007

papelboner

1. n. The insanely large erection you get when Jonny Paps comes into the game with a 1 run lead in the 9th inning.

2. v. The act of totally shitting on somebody.

1.oh fuck dude that Papelboner just tore through my boxers.

2. the red sox are totally gonna papelboner the yanks tonight

by Colin G. November 26, 2007