Papelporn
Any pitching involving Red Sox closer Jonathan Papelbon, often characterized by the mild arousal it causes in male Red Sox fans.
Papelporn by StPeterOfDorchester November 19, 2007
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Papelboner
The excited feeling you get when Red Sox releiver John Papelbon comes in to save a game in the ninth
Papelboner by Steve T. May 10, 2006
Jonathan Papelbon
kick ass closer/future ace pitcher for the Boston Red Sox; wears number 58 and has a 100 mph heater and nasty splitter - is also the best pick I ever made in a fantasy draft and is the reason why Beaner can't beat the Leprechauns for shit
Jonathan Papelbon has 15 saves in 15 oppurtunities for the Red Sox
Jonathan Papelbon can strike ur ass out with his eyes closed
Jonathan Papelbon can strike ur ass out with his eyes closed
Jonathan Papelbon by andy40250 May 30, 2006
Papelbon
(v) - To straight up end something completely...to put something to an end. To finish / close something ... To stop something from happening
"I pulled out my 9 and papelbon'd those heads"
"I'm about to papelbon the last cup in beruit"
"My girl didn't put out, so I Papelbon'd the relationship"
"I'm about to papelbon the last cup in beruit"
"My girl didn't put out, so I Papelbon'd the relationship"
Papelbon by Derek AKA Debo May 12, 2007
papelboner
1. n. The insanely large erection you get when Jonny Paps comes into the game with a 1 run lead in the 9th inning.
2. v. The act of totally shitting on somebody.
2. v. The act of totally shitting on somebody.
1.oh fuck dude that Papelboner just tore through my boxers.
2. the red sox are totally gonna papelboner the yanks tonight
2. the red sox are totally gonna papelboner the yanks tonight
papelboner by Colin G. November 26, 2007
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