8 definitions by Colin G.
1. n. The insanely large erection you get when Jonny Paps comes into the game with a 1 run lead in the 9th inning.
2. v. The act of totally shitting on somebody.
2. v. The act of totally shitting on somebody.
1.oh fuck dude that Papelboner just tore through my boxers.
2. the red sox are totally gonna papelboner the yanks tonight
2. the red sox are totally gonna papelboner the yanks tonight
by Colin G. November 5, 2007
by Colin G. October 29, 2007
the procedure where you get ribs removed so that you can suck you're own dick, made famous by Marilyn Manson.
by Colin G. November 5, 2007
an area where a stupid asshole bitch who thinks they're the shit from nyc doesn't want to show his bitch face.
new yorker: hey new york is the shit, its the only real city in the state of new york. now lets stand on line and buy a cawwwwwwffee. the jets and giants are sick.
buffalonian: this is the 716 fucker. buffalo would kick you ass even if you outnumber us by 7.5 million cuz you're all pussies. we stand IN line and drink coffee. the jets and giants play in new jersey you bitch, the Bills are New York State's team!
buffalonian: this is the 716 fucker. buffalo would kick you ass even if you outnumber us by 7.5 million cuz you're all pussies. we stand IN line and drink coffee. the jets and giants play in new jersey you bitch, the Bills are New York State's team!
by Colin G. December 10, 2007
any Yankees hat-wearing, purse-carrying, Boston-based sack of horseshit who happens to be the quarterback of the New England Patriots and who doesn't even have to make good throws because his top receiver is unstoppable and catches anything within 20 yards of his body.
Hey did you see Tom Brady wearing a Yankees hat and carrying a purse the other day?
Yea, it was all over the papers, he must be a total homo.
Yea, it was all over the papers, he must be a total homo.
by Colin G. November 5, 2007
by Colin G. September 19, 2007
by Colin G. December 10, 2007