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ranch pants

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When a person masterbates, then goes back to hang out with his friends and doesn't realize he has ranch a.k.a. cum still on his pants.
Hey "Ranch Pants"a.k.a. Tyler you suck at cleaning up after you whack off.
ranch pants by tyler May 13, 2005
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Panty Ranch • ranch pants • Ranch Party • rachelorette party • panty • Panty Dropper • Panty Waste • Panty Raid • panty pudding • panty sniffer

Ranch Party 

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A group of persons who smoke cigarettes simultaneously, taking great joy in the act.
That ranch party in my car yesterday took ten years off our collective lives, easily.

If you care to partake in a ranch party tonight, we'll be at Charlie's Pub.
Ranch Party by Huervo May 25, 2006
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Ranch Pants

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When you accidentally ejaculate while running a 5K marathon and are forced to finish the race.
The marathon went great but the last mile I had to deal with ranch pants.
Ranch Pants by Joe-seph May 17, 2018
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rachelorette party 

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When you and the meatballs get together for a bachelorette party and anything could go down!
I love a rachelorette party this time of year!
rachelorette party by Cornonda Cobb October 4, 2021
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Nutshot 

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It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
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Nerd neck 

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A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026
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