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When a person masterbates, then goes back to hang out with his friends and doesn't realize he has ranch a.k.a. cum still on his pants.
Hey "Ranch Pants"a.k.a. Tyler you suck at cleaning up after you whack off.
by tyler March 29, 2005
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When you accidentally ejaculate while running a 5K marathon and are forced to finish the race.
The marathon went great but the last mile I had to deal with ranch pants.
by Joe-seph May 17, 2018
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