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Panochaio  

pronounced - Pan-o-Cha-e-o. When a person lies about a girl they have had sex with. Combination of the words - Panocha (Spainish for Vagina) and Pinocchio (the little disney dude that when he lies his nose grows)
Nick-Hey remember that girl at the party last night? Eric- Yeah she was smokin hot. Nick - Her and I got it ON after you left.Eric - Thats not what I heard Panochaio

Panochaio is a person who lies about having sex with someone.
Panochaio by E diggity May 29, 2008
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Panochamages 

The result of having a hurt panocha and emotional damages. Typically derived from hate that could be linked to an imbalance of PH levels in the panoch. Yeast flare ups are also a common symptom
Person1: why does that guy sound so salty, is he drunk?
Person2: I heard he has a chronic case of Panochamages and his pussy been hurting
Related Words
"Pussy," in Spanish.


Me gusta mi reggae
Me gusta Punk Rock
Pero la cosa que me gusta mas es panochita
Translation:

I like my reggae
I like punk rock
But the thing I like best is pussy

(Lyrics from Sublime - 'Caress Me Down')
panochita by TimboCoc November 21, 2004

panocheo 

Jargon used in the Northeast of Mexico, mainly north of the State of Tamaulipas.

Used to define the actions of people in two ways:
1. When people gossip
2. When a pair of lovers are cuddling

Jerga utilizada en el noreste de México, principalmente al norte del Estado de Tamaulipas.

Se utiliza para definir las acciones de las personas de dos maneras:
1. Cuando la gente dice habladurías
2. Cuando una pareja de enamorados están besándose y abrazándose
That boy and his girlfriend are cuddling
Ese joven y su novia están de panochones

All you're saying is bullshit
Todo lo que dices es puro panocheo

They are gossiping
Ellos estan panocheando
panocheo by 5U64R1N November 11, 2011

panochudo 

a guy who continually acts like a bitch; a nickname for the looser of the group
"ey foo why you acting like a panochudo!!"
panochudo by earthquake August 26, 2006
Mexican word for vagina. Also used to critize someone for being scared.
You are such a pussy(panocha). Fucking panocha. Mostly used between Mexican Americans.
panocha by Erick December 24, 2003
Bitch I finna eat your stinky panocha like if it was Mac and cheese
Panocha by Oofniggas17 January 22, 2019