Panigasm

A panigasm occurs during deep copulation as the hour strikes midnight, and the garage door opens to the sound of, 'honey, I'm home!' While simultaneously cumming and gasping with horror, you pull out and accidentally cum all over said girl, new sheets, innocent pet, or all of the above.Note: True panigasm happens on parent's bed.

I was enjoying the fruits of my gay porn, when my favorite Thai boy toy screen idol and wife's emergence from the door coincided. I instantly had a panigasm all over my wife's horrified face, hands, and frozen pork dumplings in the Trader Joe's bag.

Late one evening at the office, my slim secretary was polishing the better part of myself under my mahogany desk, when my girlfriend decided to surprise me with my favorite dollar dumplings. I screamed silently as my panigasm shoved me further into my secretary's mouth, bumping her head violently underneath my desk.

Panigasm by denalipark227 April 25, 2010

paingasm 

1. Noun. An orgasm that is achieved solely through pain stimuli.

When Jen had paingasm while Joe was flogging her she realized she was a masochist.

paingasm by rosered February 20, 2004

Paingasm 

Noun used to describe the peak of pain felt just prior to a muscle release.

Jean moaned deeply while she had a paingasm, when her therapist hit the right spot to release her psoas muscle.

Paingasm by footinmouth November 26, 2014

pantgasm

To come in your pants when aroused either sexually or emotionally.

I just saw Halle berry on the beach and had a total pantgasm.

pantgasm by wyzenguard May 4, 2012

pangasmaboger 

one that acts as a retarded person on accident, but actually feels they are cool.

did you see john dancing at the party? he is such a pangasmaboger.

pangasmaboger by mr poopy pants November 22, 2007

Paingasm 

A sharp feeling of discomfort in the genital region of a man that normally happens without notice causing one to wince in tremendous soreness.

Chris winced in agony as a paingasm suddenly presented itself during dinner.

Paingasm by Daren Bukator December 29, 2007

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019