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Panhandlers

Some of the panhandlers had taken enough from people without the pandhandling (via donations for various charitable causes, save this or that building or organization through the pandemic, and so on to fund their continued control of an area they're not even originally from) and lived like kings or queens when nobody was looking, but knew that in addition to dollar signs, they would get attention to go with their behavior, and attention for them was power to push or pull others. If they gained any local stripes, guess what they were going to do to the locals with them besides take more from them.
Panhandlers by The Original Agahnim November 22, 2021
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Panhandlers Wrist 

Noun - An injury occurring in ones wrist or forearm that is caused by repetitively reaching for change or other free items while panhandling. It is most commonly found in Lazy, Poor, and Homeless Individuals.

Doctors say that a recent study on Panhandlers Wrist indicates that it can be prevented if caught early enough, and that some if its warning signs are laziness, denial, and a sense of entitlement.
When I saw Lynette sitting on the corner outside of Publix, she asked me to bring her to the hospital because her arm hurt. Thats when I realized she had a severe case of Panhandlers Wrist.
Panhandlers Wrist by 4Mer-Nokomite September 8, 2018

panhandle behavior 

Acting as one who lives in the “panhandle” area of a state. Specifically murdering people close to you without any reasonable expectation of getting away with it.
Did you hear about Junior? He got arrested for shooting his wife in their home. Claimed it was a burglary gone wrong but it seems like classic panhandle behavior.

Oklahoma Panhandle 

A seemingly impossible feat of human anatomy in which a midget is coated from head to toe in ranch dressing. The midget is then adorned with a frying pan on the head to be used as a hat when making headway. Finally, and most painfully, the midget is forced up into the rectal region of a female human, tears out the ovaries, and wears them as a pair of antlers.
A:Hey man, my neighbor just got an Oklahoma Panhandle
B:No way! what happened to her bro?
A:The doctors ran out of stitches!!
B:Oh shit !

Panhandle Behavior 

Murdering people close to you without any reasonable expectation of getting away with it.
No plan, no plot, just I'm going to kill her and when they ask me if I did it I'm going to say nope and then maybe that will work. Panhandle behavior at its finest.

Panhandle Flapjack 

The sexual maneuver whereby, whilst penetrating a female anus from a rear-entry position ("doggystyle"), the female utilizes the slack skin of the male's scrotum to stimulate the vulva and clitoris in an act of manual masturbation.
I was stuffin' my girl's dumper like a thanksgiving turkey when all the sudden she grabbed my coinpurse and gave herself a panhandle flapjack.

Panhandle Cap 

Panhandle Cap, originally a fictional character created by American author Nicole Moody, is now a euphemism for a person who represents any conglomeration of rural American and Western cowboy stereotypes, typically infused with one or more of the following characteristics: 1) a distrust of modern technology, social norms and politics; 2) a tendency to mask hostilities towards certain classes with alcoholism; 3) an inability to differentiate between adults and young children in everyday conversation.
My neighbor is sort of a Panhandle Cap because he tried to give my 8-year old son a whiskey sour in exchange for playing with his toy rattlesnake.
Panhandle Cap by McGee Hotro December 14, 2008