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Pandicament 

Pan·dic·a·ment
/ˈpanˈdikəmənt/

noun
1.
a difficult, unpleasant, or embarrassing pandemic such as Covid-19
2.
world changing catastrophy followed by bumbling and counterproductive government response.
" Trump got us fucked up on unemployment with this motherfucking pandicament!"
1. "How will we ever get out of this pandicament?"
2." Trump got us fucked up on unemployment with this motherfucking pandicament!"
Pandicament by Dr.Mantis May 12, 2020

pandication 

incredible addiction and dedication to panda express, especially their all too tasty orange chicken
Brad has so much pandication that he always has to finish his double order of orange chicken, even if he knows that he'll throw up afterwards.
pandication by BLAGexpress March 13, 2009

Pankrate 

The act of foot stomping someone in the chest, gut or face.

Related to the ancient art of greek wrestling/fighting, Pankration, which the Spartans used in conjunction with their general badassery to annihilate their enemies.
Leonidas fucking pankrated the weak little Persian into the pit of doom.

Tony Jaa pankrated like 10 people, in the face, in Ong Bak: The Thai Warrior and another 10 in The Protector.
Pankrate by kerrcobra May 3, 2010

pandorape 

When Pandora plays a terrible song and you suffer through it because you've used up your allotted number of "skip this song" clicks.
I was pandoraped to sleep.
pandorape by aria8044 June 27, 2011

Pandagate 

n: Petty political drama which unfolded in Australia in 2004, involving some Melbourne Uni liberal hacks, a gullible Herald Sun journo and a whole lotta blogging. "Panda" derives (somewhat mysteriously) from the protagonist's name.
Student 1: So, did you hear about Pandagate?
Student 2: What the hell are you talking about?
Pandagate by AndyBolt December 23, 2004

padilate 

To grow mushrooms in your apartment or pad. Similar to Crenelate.
Man, clean up your room; it's a padilate fantasia.
padilate by Bob Davis September 21, 2006