noun
1.
a difficult, unpleasant, or embarrassing pandemic such as Covid-19
2.
world changing catastrophy followed by bumbling and counterproductive government response.
" Trump got us fucked up on unemployment with this motherfucking pandicament!"
The act of foot stomping someone in the chest, gut or face.
Related to the ancient art of greek wrestling/fighting, Pankration, which the Spartans used in conjunction with their general badassery to annihilate their enemies.
Leonidas fucking pankrated the weak little Persian into the pit of doom.
Tony Jaa pankrated like 10 people, in the face, in Ong Bak: The Thai Warrior and another 10 in The Protector.
n: Petty political drama which unfolded in Australia in 2004, involving some Melbourne Uni liberal hacks, a gullible Herald Sun journo and a whole lotta blogging. "Panda" derives (somewhat mysteriously) from the protagonist's name.