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Pandagate

n: Petty political drama which unfolded in Australia in 2004, involving some Melbourne Uni liberal hacks, a gullible Herald Sun journo and a whole lotta blogging. "Panda" derives (somewhat mysteriously) from the protagonist's name.
Student 1: So, did you hear about Pandagate?
Student 2: What the hell are you talking about?
by AndyBolt December 23, 2004
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pandagoth

PANDAGOTH (n.) Pander-khoth

1. Overweight female with a penchant for dark make-up - similar in looks and build to a bear-like mammal... usually accompanied by a VERY attractive (yet anaemic looking) female friend, the Pandagoth makes up for her lack of sexual appeal by wearing a combination of the following:

a.) A 'Slipknot' hoodie.
b.) Black lipstick.
c.) Thick-framed glasses.
d.) 'Army' style boots.
e.) A weedy looking youth with a pseudo-beard hanging from her arm.

Pandagoths often 'sell-out' during their college years and become librarians, serial killers or lecturers.
"Chewie... I can't see pal... what's that? Pandagoths? Where? Ya gotta help me ol' pal... don't let them get me!"

"Grrwwwwwrrrrraaarrrrdddgghhhhh!"

(Excerpt from "The Pandagoths Strike Back")
by Neil Baxter September 23, 2005
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Pandagasm

an orgasm, panda-style
I just had a pandagasm when I saw that bamboo in your pants
by APandaa February 22, 2011
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pandaface

A totally sweet/rad little chica who's utterly adorable and somewhat resembles and panda.
"Annie (very cute girl) your such a pandaface. I luv u!"
by PirateWenchesandTacogasms October 4, 2007
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Pandanator

The type of person that no one can stand, but are ultimately accepted into the group because of their skill. Often times are an annoying person that very few can tolerate. Despite how toxic they can be, Pandanators are renowned for being one of the best gamers in a friend group and this sheer fact often outweighs their toxicity. Pandanators are especially known for causing internal chaos. Pandanators are truly a force to be reckoned with.
"I have a guy we can invite to the party, but he's a real Pandanator if you catch my drift."
by Omega Team February 2, 2020
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Pandalade

1. Pandalade (Ailuropoda melanoleuca Citrus Lemonos Ados) is the drink created when the bones, body, flesh, blood and testicles of the Ailuropoda melanoleuca (panda) are entriely crushed and mashed into a bloody pulp, and then mixed with a drink, the contents of which contain lemon juice, sugar, and water, also known as Citrus Lemonos Ados (lemonade.)
The drink is extremely refreshing but also rare in many countries but China and Middle-Earth.

2. The left nipple of a Sasquatchian howling spider in distress.
1. Hey dude, I totally had the most refreshing drink in the world. Pandalade dude, get it at any McDonald's restaurant starting February 2005! Have fun!

2. AAAGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Pandalade! AGGGGGHHH!
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Pandirate

Panda-like pirate.
This piracy can extend to the intarwebs or music aspects.
I can't pirate my songs from last.fm on this new operating system... That makes me a sad Pandirate.
by Sythec May 29, 2008
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