pandemicky

Pandemicky

Used to describe when a, or the current pandemic becomes worse (more cases, more easily spread, more fatalities) than it already is.

When a person or thing has the quality of being specifically due to a, or the pandemic.

I was watching the news and the pandemic is worse than it ever has been. A pandemic is a universally deadly occurrence. How do you describe a situation that is worse than something that is by definition already universally horrid: Pandemicky.

Also, you see very uneven hair cuts, beards from hell, threadbare Lululemon yoga pants with mismatched hoodies that look like they've been borrowed from a 14 year old, a ridiculous amount of hand sanitizer bottles on every surface, cupboards filled with bread flour and multiple jars of homemade sourdough starter, cloth masks hanging from every doorknob or hook-like thing in your house or car. These things look and feel "pandemicky".

"The pandemic is especially pandemicky today"

"That outfit is super pandemicky"

by GrumpySandy April 9, 2021

Pandemic P

Nickname for Paul George, a toxic player who underperforms in the playoffs

Pandemic P had more turnovers (5) yhan field goals made last night

by marcfont September 20, 2020

Pandemic Life

A term used post-COVID-19 for life as we now know it.

She inquired about our new normal, asking “So how’s Pandemic Life?”

by Dr Bunnygirl April 6, 2020

Pandemic Pussy

An individual who is afraid to do things outside of the house due to their fear of catching the VID. If these people do leave their homes, they generally wear a mask outdoors and sanitize their hands every 10 seconds.

My friend is too much of a pandemic pussy to go anywhere. I once saw him hiking in the woods miles away from the closest human and he still had a mask on. He even wears his mask in his sleep and bathes in purell

by Senor Dank Nugs October 19, 2021

pandemicon

The Pandemicon is a contemporary surveillance assemblage. It emerges when a pandemic disease forces the State to use novel forms of governance and control, such as curfews, quarantines, health testing, tracking cell phone data, border closures, etc. The measures are not new, but they are only brought together in this way during a pandemic, and often outlive the disease itself.

Have you heard they track cell-phone data of bug-carriers and carry out mandatory testing in Singapore? Yeah...they've perfected the Pandemicon there.

by Sardanapalus March 31, 2020

Pandemic-Pants

The loose fitting or elastic pants most are wearing while working from home. Note, some believe that by wearing tight pants that they can avoid the weight gain know as the 'quarantine-fifteen.'

Karen was convinced that if she avoided pandemic-pants and only wore pants with zippers, that she could avoid the inevitable quarantine-fifteen.

by JaneGordon.com May 11, 2020

Pandemigay

Things got really gay during the pandemic. Mostly from Tiktok. Your for you page was undeniable; the thirst traps, the oat milk lattes, the edgy vibes. And, you could view it all from the anonymity of ur childhood bedroom. Tiktok finally gave you the exposure therapy to gay people you needed to realize your own gay potential.

You go from bicurious to bisexual. Maybe you arrive at queer, pan, or gay. Likelier, you're still confused. Hopefully, you've gone wild testing your hypotheses since being vaccinated.

You are a pandemigay.

Yours truly,

a pandemigay <3

"Omg, she's gay now?!"

"Yeah, since the pandemic she's been seeing girls."

"Oh, she's a pandemigay!"

"I've been on lesbian tik tok lately... does that mean I'm pandemigay?"

by golfy October 19, 2021