2 definitions by golfy
Things got really gay during the pandemic. Mostly from Tiktok. Your for you page was undeniable; the thirst traps, the oat milk lattes, the edgy vibes. And, you could view it all from the anonymity of ur childhood bedroom. Tiktok finally gave you the exposure therapy to gay people you needed to realize your own gay potential.
You go from bicurious to bisexual. Maybe you arrive at queer, pan, or gay. Likelier, you're still confused. Hopefully, you've gone wild testing your hypotheses since being vaccinated.
You are a pandemigay.
Yours truly,
a pandemigay <3
You go from bicurious to bisexual. Maybe you arrive at queer, pan, or gay. Likelier, you're still confused. Hopefully, you've gone wild testing your hypotheses since being vaccinated.
You are a pandemigay.
Yours truly,
a pandemigay <3
"Omg, she's gay now?!"
"Yeah, since the pandemic she's been seeing girls."
"Oh, she's a pandemigay!"
"I've been on lesbian tik tok lately... does that mean I'm pandemigay?"
"Yeah, since the pandemic she's been seeing girls."
"Oh, she's a pandemigay!"
"I've been on lesbian tik tok lately... does that mean I'm pandemigay?"
by golfy October 20, 2021
A town that desperately needs a cell tower, underground power lines, and black people.
Filled with people who can't dance and who's hardest moments are their eating disorders and their golden retriever dying.
Featuring blonde moms, people who don't stop their cars for chipmunks, and kids who call their parents by their first names. In Darien, gay people "don't exist" and neither did the holocaust.
Kids form their friend groups in pre-school and then attend the same college together. If you've ever met a standoffish, depressed rich kid who avoids eye contact with someone they don't know, they are probably from Darien.
Filled with people who can't dance and who's hardest moments are their eating disorders and their golden retriever dying.
Featuring blonde moms, people who don't stop their cars for chipmunks, and kids who call their parents by their first names. In Darien, gay people "don't exist" and neither did the holocaust.
Kids form their friend groups in pre-school and then attend the same college together. If you've ever met a standoffish, depressed rich kid who avoids eye contact with someone they don't know, they are probably from Darien.
by golfy July 9, 2021