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Pandemdick 

A person who lives close enough to be within your pandemic bubble (friend, neighbor or trusted sneaky link) to lessen travel and spread of COVID in lockdown. Due to the inability to attend bars and dating, this becomes your regular supply of the dick down.
Since all of life was canceled I couldn’t go through a proper hoe phase, thank goodness I was able to secure some pandemdick to get through the lockdowns!
Pandemdick by Madame Sativa December 21, 2021

Pandemdick 

One, A person who wears his or her face mask under his or her nose. Two, a sleazy person who trolls the internet for sexual partners despite the risks of covid-19. Three, a person who shows up on the steps of his or her legislature bearing guns to supposedly protect us all from pandemic.
1. Hey, Pandemdick, fix your mask so that it actually covers your face. 2, Some Pandemdick actually expects me to give him my address for a booty call tonight. 3, The pandemdicks Who felt it necessary to protest the quarantine with flamethrowers and missile launchers.

Pandemdick 

A person who lives close enough to be within your pandemic bubble (friend, neighbor or trusted sneaky link) to lessen travel and spread of COVID in lockdown. Due to the inability to attend bars and dating, this becomes your regular supply of the dick down.
Since all of life was canceled I couldn’t go through a proper hoe phase, thank goodness I was able to secure some pandemdick to get through the lockdowns!
Pandemdick by Madame Sativa December 21, 2021

Pandemdick 

A person who lives close enough to be within your pandemic bubble (friend, neighbor or trusted sneaky link) to lessen travel and spread of COVID in lockdown. Due to the inability to attend bars and dating, this becomes your regular supply of the dick down.
Since all of life was canceled I couldn’t go through a proper hoe phase, thank goodness I was able to secure some pandemdick to get through the lockdowns!
Pandemdick by Madame Sativa December 21, 2021

Pandemic P 

Nickname for Paul George, a toxic player who underperforms in the playoffs
Pandemic P had more turnovers (5) yhan field goals made last night
Pandemic P by marcfont September 20, 2020

Pandemic Life 

A term used post-COVID-19 for life as we now know it.
She inquired about our new normal, asking “So how’s Pandemic Life?”
Pandemic Life by Dr Bunnygirl April 6, 2020
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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